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		<title>Dora the Explorer (who is only in the forest because nobody in the city will play with her.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 19:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you been reading Baking in a Tornado?  You should be (but I warn you, don&#8217;t read when hungry&#8230;) Well, Karen from Baking in a Tornado,  hosts Secret Subject Swaps and today I’m crazy excited to be taking part in Take One of May’s Secret Subject Swaps. My subject (“If I could make any kiddie show [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2337&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kissing Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 15:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baby G has had a hard time saying goodbye in the mornings (here&#8217;s the full Diva recount).  Little Miss Independent has turned into a  cling-on of grand proportions and I&#8217;ve accepted that we&#8217;ve entered the OMG-I-need-to-get-back-into-that-womb-NOW phase. After a few mornings of tears and trauma, her beautiful teacher sent the classroom copy of The Kissing Hand, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2318&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Singing the Separation Anxiety blues.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/29/separation-anxiety/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite her admirably brave attempt at stoicism at Kindy drop-off this morning, when it came to goodbye time, Baby G crumbled. With downturned eyes squirting tears like lawn sprinklers and a Lucille Ball-esque wide open mouth emitting air raid siren-like howls, my daughter cried so forlornly I thought &#8211; for sure &#8211; my heart would [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2288&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Post: I have never been to Boston but I have BEEN THERE.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/20/boston/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s post was written by an old friend and fabulous blogger, Alexia, of I am fancypants. Our friendship began in South Africa in the late nineties, when we were young creatives testing the waters in the Advertising World. South Africa had only recently undergone the most incredible historical transformation &#8211; we had elected Nelson Mandela  our [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2262&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The bedtime prank.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/19/the-bedtime-prank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 04:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every night, Darren sneaks into Miss M&#8217;s bedroom while she&#8217;s reading (she gets so completely absorbed in books that she becomes oblivious to her surroundings) and gives her a fright. Every night. Tonight, I sneaked in before he got there and hid behind her curtain and told her that when he comes to kiss her [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2232&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No, Lil Wayne is not raising my children.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/10/lil-wayne/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today at Mamapedia, Dave Room, of Heal Our World, Heal Ourselves has posted a piece titled, &#8220;Are Lil Wayne, Zombies and Minecraft Raising Your Children?&#8221; Having checked out Dave&#8217;s website, I&#8217;m pretty sure he&#8217;s a good guy with pure intentions, so I&#8217;m going to ignore the wholly unsubstantiated statistic about Latino and black kids (true or not, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=2021&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You don&#8217;t have to be Harry Potter to perform magic.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/07/you-dont-have-to-be-harry-potter-to-perform-magic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 08:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mum, I think that before people are born, they live in Heaven and they wait until they find the right Mum and Dad to be born to and then when that Mum and Dad decide to have a baby then that person goes from Heaven into the Mummy&#8217;s tummy and gets born.&#8221; Little Man said [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=1610&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There is no &#8220;ME&#8221; in MUMMY.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/04/03/there-is-no-me-in-mummy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 04:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that cute little paragraph we all read from time to time on Facebook about how being a mother is a twenty four hour a day job, seven days a week? How we get no benefits? How our bosses don’t pay us a salary or give us sick days? How we have to be [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=1590&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Test.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/03/12/the-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s post is prompted by a writing challenge. It spoke to me. I&#8217;d love to hear about your thoughts on this challenge. You have the choice to erase one incident from your past, as though it never happened. What would you erase and why? The Test It was 1986, a temperate Summer&#8217;s day in Johannesburg, [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=1339&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Not Very Nice Day.</title>
		<link>http://theycallmemummy.com/2013/03/11/the-not-very-nice-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 06:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mummymishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After waking up from a horrible nightmare and simultaneously realising I had overslept, I woke up my three sleeping children (because they only wake up at Sparrow&#8217;s Fart on weekends, of course) and BEGGED them to PLEASE get ready as quickly as possible so we wouldn&#8217;t be late for school. Miss M dawdled and danced [&#8230;]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theycallmemummy.com&#038;blog=36859838&#038;post=1335&#038;subd=theycallmemummy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Dog diarrhoea all over my carpet. Which is white. Thanks Sizzles.</media:title>
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