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Please, my daughters, don’t allow this romanticising of sexual domestic abuse fool you into believing that you should ever allow yourself to be treated like Anastasia Steele. Please, my son, don’t watch this one day and believe that it’s ever okay to intimidate, manipulate or disrespect a woman like the ‘hero’, Christian Grey. Nobody, male or female, wants or deserves to be disrespected, manipulated and violated.

You-Suck How my childhood Cabbage Patch doll taught me a lesson at the age of 38.      Sleep training, gentle sleep training method, Andrea Bogue, through the night A Story About How A Hero was Born      rp_adhd-explained.jpg   ADHD Depression Fibromyalgia Colitis     Harry Potter Reincarnation This is what ADHD feels like The-Guilt-Sandwich     10-ways-to-empower-our-kids-against-predators meaning-of-life     37-lessons-from-the-internet

Myth-of-the-Perfect-Mother      what-it-means-to-be-mummy If you are a terrible baker and want to impress people - these are SO easy and beyond delicious. Seriously - I burn toast and I made these with ease. You're welcome.      Sometimes-being-mama-aint-all-that-featured

Dear everyone, Just for this week, if I forget your birthday/our coffee date/my under or outerwear, please know you were warned in advance that I am suffering from Defective Dance Mom Syndrome. To add insult to injury, this seasonal affliction often triggers acute Organisational Deficit Disorder which perfectly explains my current state of mental health. The-Most-Important-Lesson-Ive-Taught-My-Kids      IMG_0298-1.JPG      The-Naughty-Spot      The-Best-Love-Letter-Ive-Ever-Recieved      my-son-collects-trash      No-lil-wayne-is-not-raising-my-kids      the-day-my-jewish-kids-met-santa      I-dont-donate-blood-idonate-memories      I-dont-love-all-my-children-the-same      Party-Pooper      Peppermint-Crisp-Pudding---square      directions-to-fairyland-square      RESPECT     Tween       the-day-i-became-a-dance-mom-square    The-Wiggles       Fairy-tea-parties     Perfect-Spray-Tan---square       Open-letter-to-parents-of-the-bully---square    Where-did-i-come-from-square       Remembering Doron Sibling rivalry, kids fight, problem solving, dispute resolution       Want to know what it feels like to have ADHD?

 

rp_michelle-mandela.jpg       The masturbation discussion came sooner than I expected. A hilarious story at They Call Me Mummy

A message for Miss M on her eleventh birthday.      I see YOU   

They Call Me Mummy teaches her daughter to see her own beauty       Michelle ugly beautifuls quote

Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball      baggagejpg I met a troll on Mamapedia      Little boy, body diversity, rainbow, self-esteem, colour of skin, race, religion, Jewish 6 steps to sleep-training your baby      dance mom      Kids take us literally

Rude Words and why you can't say "oh my nuts" at school.     Pacifier, fairy, dummy Look at that FAT lady!     Can you spell A-N-X-I-E-T-Y?     A parenting story by Michelle Lewsen     Darth Vader copy

 

 

 

 

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