Enough Mylie!

Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball

If you were an alien visiting the Earth and found yourself in a Western country this past week, you’d have learnt the following things about the People Of Earth: ONE: Miley Cyrus is Very Important and has magic powers. With a few shakes of her rear (accompanied by an unnaturally long extension of her tongue), this… Read More

Confessions of a Tooth Fairy.

An ode to my daughter on the momentous occasion of her first lost tooth.

tooth fairy

Today was the day your moment of truth. You’ve been waiting and hoping to lose this loose tooth. You could hardly believe it, you cried (with joy…) you danced round the garden screaming “Oh boy!” In front of the mirror you examined your teeth, some gaps on the top and some underneath. And then you… Read More