What I’ve Learned… (A Roundup)

       

Today I want to share with you my last two weeks’ weekly columns at BonBon Break Magazine. In a series called, “What I’ve Learned…”, I explore the little lessons motherhood throws at me each week. I hope you’ll enjoy them!

Two weeks ago, I wrote about how we speak to our kids using accidental metaphors and pretty insane descriptors… and how they take us literally:

“Mummy,” she said, as she tenderly held my face in her chubby hands and stared deeply into my eyes,“I love you so much that I want to drink your blood in a milkshake!”

This was declared in rapturous tones, resplendent of the scene in every fairytale when the prince declares his love for the princess.

“You want to drink my what? Why?” I chuckled.

“Mama, I want to drink your blood in a milkshake!”, she giggled. Then, by way of explanation… To continue reading this post, visit BonBon Break by clicking the graphic below:

Then, last week, I wrote about how I found myself running from Zombies one Wednesday morning after school drop off:

This morning, after dropping the kids off at school, I found myself in a helicopter, hovering over a post-Apocalyptic landscape when suddenly someone began shooting at us. As the helicopter started going down, the voice in my earpiece told me to grab my parachute and jump to safety. Heart pounding, I followed directions…To continue reading this post, visit BonBon Break by clicking the graphic below:

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